I AM FINE. YOU ARE GREAT.

The thought of one person, I. The opinion I share is of I and I alone. Take it for what I is and what You ain't.
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comedycentral:

We know you want it. You’re an animal, baby, it’s in your nature. You want to see Stephen Colbert twerking on Death from last night’s Colbert Report.

Click the gif to see even more of Stephen Colbert’s tongue.

True love

Man’s greatest folly is allowing love to enter his heart. It is a sickness that kills you slowly one beat at a time.

Food

Vegans love to tell you how happy they are. I don’t believe them.

Science is a liar, sometimes.

Pornography is propaganda put out by the government to control the masses. As long as you’re fucking, you’re happy. As soon as you cum reality sets in and you become depressed. So what do you do? you look up porn. You think about fucking some more. The thought brings you happiness, and you forget about all the troubles in the world. Idle minds create masturbatory hands. Technology is one of the greatest disasters the human race has ever seen. The freedom of speech has been hijacked and used against you.  

This little guy paid me a nice visit the other day.

This little guy paid me a nice visit the other day.

At work representin…

At work representin…

Integrity is a word that has been lost in modern man’s vocabulary. It’s difficult to find someone that has it, and just as difficult to have it.

Philosophy

A philosopher’s greatest fear is being just a man. They create grand antidotes about the meaning of life and the human struggle. They believe in them as fact. They hold the key to all of mans questions—they are God’s among mortals. To listen and take in anyone else’s philosophy would and could contradict their own. If they do that then they become just a man. A man is always seeking the answers. A philosopher already has the answers. That’s why man always questions God.